Not me Monday

Well it has been a while since I have participated in McMamma's not me Monday.. but I decided to give it a go this week.



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I did not let my house go to pot this weekend, just because.. I got up followed my same routine everyday, made my beds, picked up, and generally strive to keep it clean just like on the weekdays.

I have not left the boys top bunk on their bed bare, since no one uses it anyway.

My children did not go to church this weekend in play clothes that had gotten dirty from eating at grandma jackson's. They did not because any good mommy would pick out their clothes the night before and lay it out so her husband would know what to put on said children. Also any good mommy would have not put said clothes on children until after they had finished eating at grandma's, because we all know that 1,3, and 5 year olds can not eat without making a mess... So they did not go to church looking like ragamuffins...

I did not and would not bribe (reward) my 5 year old with a tropical sno if he got a sticker every day this week. I would not need to do this because my perfect 5 year old, never gets in trouble in school, he is after all a perfect angel.

I would not/could not, let any child of mine go anywhere, much less Disney on Ice in soiled pants. Because we all know that most mommy's (including myself) have extra clothes packed away in cars and diaper bags in case of accidents. And any mommy with a lick of sense would ask her children if they needed to go to the bathroom before the hour and a half drive to the show.. so nope E did not go to the show in soiled(pee) pants!

Well that is all I could think of right now.. but if you want a good read check out mcmamma's and other bloggers not me Monday posts, they are always entertaining!!

Jessie